1. I resolve that Dick Cheney will go to prison in 2009 for war crimes and his estate be distributed among homeless Iraq/Afghani war veterans.
2. I vow that Karl Rove and George Bush will walk chained together through the streets of Dallas, wearing nothing but their cowboy hats, carrying placards that read "He/I am a horse's patootie."
3. I resolve that Barack will fix the economy by May 1, and include universal health care coverage.
4. I resolve that women will be left in peace by rapists, churches, governments and anyone else who thinks our bodies are public property.
5. And I will fit into those jeans!
What about you?