Usually, I'm a huge Gary Trudeau fan, but I think his August 14 strip is grounds for class action by all Cub fans. We may live in a world of illusions, or even delusions, but we're not nut jobs!!
Illinois has sent three governors to prison in the forty years I've lived here--Otto Kerner, Dan Walker and George Ryan. In Illinois it's always about money, not sex, and now that , a big Illinois fixer,has been found guilty, I'm wondering if Rod Blagojevich will become the fourth. Disclosure Notice: I voted for Walker and Ryan. I was too young to vote for Kerner at his final re-election campaign.
I wonder what the odds are? And how do I find out? I was in England during the NCAA tournament, and since I went to KU (go, Hawks!) I decided to bet on my boys. A friend who's a serious punter got her bookie to give me odds--7:2-- and I made me 22 pounds on the boyHawks. They won the day after I came home, so the money is sitting over there. And in April, I decided, DieHard Cubs fan that I am, to spend some of it on the Cubs. My friend's bookie is in a solo shop; he couldn't do pennant races, only the divisions and the Series. So I have 5 quid on the Cubs winning the Central Division, 5 on the World Series. The odds were 10:1 when I placed the bet, so if they come through for me, I'll have 50 pounds, which in today's money, is worth, I think $50,000. or maybe it's fifty million. I'm hopeful, but not optimistic--my first year with the Cubs was the year of the Miracle Mets. Realistic odds should have been more like a thousand to one. Still, I've put money on them this time; I care more. Want my bookie's name?
If you live in Chicago or are a Cubs fan or pay any attention to MLB, you know by now that Sam Zell (new owner of the Tribune Company and all of its assets, including the Cubs and Wrigley Field) has been making noises about selling the naming rights to Wrigley Field.
For baseball fans, it’s like selling the naming rights to Mecca.
Zell dropped this bomb during an appearance on CNBC’s Squawk Box. He said (among many other things), “…when I bought the Tribune, I didn't get a discount because I wasn't going to use the naming rights that field represents . . . Perhaps the Wrigley Co. will decide that, after getting it for free for so long, that it's time to pay for it.”
When reminded that many loyal fans have strong opinions about renaming Wrigley, Zell said, “Excuse me for being sarcastic, but the idea of a debate occurring over what I should do with my asset leaves me somewhat questioning the integrity of the debate.”
All the way over in Connecticut, ESPN weighed-in with appropriate outrage and indignation.
And in California, Jim Rome (who is never found wanting for an opinion on anything) got in on the act:
But Sam Zell is no dummy. He knew exactly what the reaction would be, and if you watch the Squawk Box interview, it’s hard not to conclude that this is exactly the reaction he was trying to get.
Why?
Because Zell’s plan is to sell the team and the ballpark separately. He knows that Wrigley Field is in desperate need of substantial restoration and renovation in order to remain a viable (or even structurally sound) ballpark. And that will cost a lot of money.
But former governor James Thompson, chairman of the Sports Authority, estimates that it will cost $400 million to get the place into shape, and that money has to come from somewhere. He promises that it won't come from new taxes.
And here’s where Zell is a genius. Zell says he might sell naming rights outright. Fans envision Wrigley Field becoming Viagra Park, and they pitch a fit. Then Thompson steps in and says that the ISFA would never do that. He says that Wrigley Field will always be Wrigley Field. But, he adds, the restoration and renovation must be paid for, so they might sell limited naming rights.
Says Thompson, "It will be Wrigley Field at XYZ Plaza or something like that..."
So Zell plays bad cop and Thompson gets to play not-as-bad cop. And relieved fans say, “well, that’s not as bad. I guess we can live with that."
By causing all this ruckus, Sam Zell has greased the skids, making a quick sale to the Illinois Sports Facilities Authority more likely.
Which may or may not be evil, but is definitely genius.